Thank You capitalist inspired by Alanis Morrissette

How 'bout listening to the doctors
How 'bout eating like a pig
How 'bout them big chocolate cake
How 'bout that ever elusive smelling

[Chorus 1]
Thank you Big Farma
Thank you Walmart
Thank you consumerism
Thank you money
Thank you big bank
Thank you, thank you finance

[Verse 2]
How 'bout me not blaming Trump for everything
How 'bout me enjoying the moment for once
How 'bout how good it feels to finally vote for you
How 'bout stopping being a social justice warrior

[Chorus 1]
Thank you McDonalds
Thank you Tim Horton
Thank you Pepsi Cola
Thank you Starbuck
Thank you Microsoft
Thank you Coca Cola

[Bridge]
The moment I let go of my gauchist
Was the moment I got more than I could handle
The moment I jumped off of it
Was the moment I touched gold

[Verse 3]
How 'bout no longer being masochistic
How 'bout remembering your physicality
How 'bout spending a lot of money
How 'bout contribuing to the national growth

[Chorus 2]
Thank you big jobs
Thank you abondance
Thank you free market
Thank you everything
Thank you capital
Thank you, thank you finace

[Outro]
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No, oh, oh, oh
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